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Ten resolutions for the entrance into my 22nd year: |
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Written by Robert Scribner
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Wednesday, 08 November 2006 |
1) Drink more half-caf. Twice more.
2) Spend 30% more time on the Internet.
3) Sell 20% more drugs.
4) Buy 30% more drugs.
5) Pet 100 dogs.
6) Be more frugal (ex: buy televisions in bulk; the savings really add up, trust me!).
7) Invite myself into people’s houses more often.
8) Learn important life lessons from the elderly.
9) Age less than one year.
10) Stop being such an arrogant, hateful, misanthropic, selfish prick.*
*If I feel like it. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 08 November 2006 )
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Written by Robert Scribner
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Wednesday, 01 November 2006 |
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"In the Long Run" is now on Google Video and our website (via Google Video). Check it out under "Vids." Bye-bye.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 01 November 2006 )
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Generic Title: ... (abridged) |
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Written by John Poole
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Monday, 30 October 2006 |
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i've just written this for english. it too, is also only mildly funny. |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 28 November 2006 )
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